babyferaligator:

no mom you’re grounded

(via yung-andy)

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thechamberofsecrets:

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

(via whyiscakesodamngood)

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adamusprime:

there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants

(via jetlifeterry)

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cvltz:

i’m just tryna keep up with the kardashians, mom 

(Source: babyguwl, via apriladdict)

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okoenig:

CHANGE IS HARD

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO BEND A QUARTER 

(Source: heygofollowmynewblog, via verychinkyasian)

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via jenny-mae)

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trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

(via jenny-mae)

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