babyferaligator:
no mom you’re grounded
(via yung-andy)
thechamberofsecrets:
white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste
(via whyiscakesodamngood)
adamusprime:
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
(via jetlifeterry)
cvltz:
i’m just tryna keep up with the kardashians, mom
(Source: babyguwl, via apriladdict)
okoenig:
CHANGE IS HARD HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO BEND A QUARTER
CHANGE IS HARD
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO BEND A QUARTER
(Source: heygofollowmynewblog, via verychinkyasian)
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
(via jenny-mae)
trillow:
remember when the world ended last year
